Wednesday, November 3, 2010

translation part 4

"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka."

It's not loneliness or fear that's tough to face when alone, but in acknowledging that of the billions of people in this planet, nobody fought just to be with you.
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"Nakabalik ako sa lugar, pero hindi ko naibalik ang panahon."

I've returned to the place, but I wasn't able to bring back time.
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"Huwag mong maliitin ang kakayahan mong tsumamba."

Do not belittle your ability to take chances.
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"Wala namang masama sa pangingibang-bayan. Walang masama kung gusto mong lisanin ang barkong sa tingin mo’y papalubog na. Basta’t wag mo lang hahagisan ng anumang pabigat ang barko habang pinagsusumikapan itong isalba ng ibang tao."

There's nothing wrong about going abroad. It's not bad if you wish to abandon a ship that you think is already sinking. Just don't throw anything burdensome on it while others are persevering to salvage the ship.
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"Merong matigas.. merong malambot.. merong tuwid..merong kulot.. merong buo..merong durog.. at merong mga taong hindi basta basta lumulubog!"

Some are hard...others soft. Some are straight...some are curly. Some are whole while others are broken...and there are people who just cannot be brought down.
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"Walang taong manhid. Hindi niya lang talaga maintindihan kung ano ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang diretsuhin."

There are no numb people. He/She just cannot understand what you want to convey because you don't want to say it straight to him/her.
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"Naniniwala ako sa isang prinsipyo sa psychology na nagsasabing para makuha mo ang gusto mo, kailangan nakatatak ito sa isip mo ng buong-buo. VISUALIZED.."

I believe in this one principle of psychology which says that for you to get what you want, you need to entirely imprint it in your mind. VISUALIZED...
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"Hindi naman lagi iiyak ang mundo para lang sa isang tao."

The world will not always weep for just one person.
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"Ano namang mapapala mo kakaisip sa nakaraan at sa mga pwede pang mangyari? Wala ka naman sigurong super powers para maibalik ang nakalipas na. Dapat matuto kang pahalagahan ang mga nangyayari sayo sa kasalukuyan. Isipin mo yung ngayon. I-enjoy mo lang ang buhay. Wag kang emo. Hindi ka talaga magiging masaya kung di mo tutulungan ang sarili mo. Natural lang na makaramdam ng lungkot paminsan-minsan pero ang pagiging miserable? Wag kang hibang choice mo yan."

What will you get from thinking about the past and what should have happened? You don't even have superpowers to bring back the past. You just need to appreciate the things that are happening at present. Think of the now. Enjoy your life. Don't be emo. You really will not be happy if you won't help yourself. It's natural to feel sad every now and then but to be miserable? Don't be crazy, that's your choice.
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"Kung hindi mo alam kung sino ka, paano mo maipagmamalaki ang sarili mo?"

If you don't know who you are, how can you be proud of yourself?
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"Minsan kailangan mong maging malakas, para amining mahina ka."

Sometimes you need to be strong to admit that you are weak.
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"Ano ang talino kung walang disiplina?"

What is knowledge if there is no discipline?
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"Nalaman kong maswerte ako dahil pinaglaro at pinag-aral ako ng mga magulang ko nung bata pa ako. Hindi pala lahat ng bata e dumadaan sa kamusmusan."

I found out how fortunate I was because I was allowed to play and attend school by my parents when I was still a child. Not all kids have passed through childhood.
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"Nalaman kong mali ang laging mamigay ng pad paper sa mga kaklaseng linta na hindi bumibili ng paper kahit may pambili."

I learned that it's wrong to give away pad paper to bloodsucking classmates who do not buy paper even if they have the money to get their own.
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"Paano ko sila pasasalamatan kung ngayon ko lang naintindihan ang mga itinuro nila?"

How can I thank them if it's only now that I have just understood what they have taught me?
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"Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan. In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!"

Hey friend, you are a genuine person and there is no tinge of falsehood in you. In English, FACT you, friend. You're the real deal. In English, FACT you!
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Just a postscript on that last quote I translated. A lot of people are asking for the meaning of this quote. I say, Bob Ong was again probably showing his sinister sense of humor here. If I may so interpret, it's like saying, "Hey, banal na aso! Santong kabayo! (tagalog oxymoron- direct translations "Holy Dog," "Sacred Horse") You're so good and perfect! FACT you! (play on words/double meaning denoting, "yeah you're the real deal, in fact." But it also means "up yours!" hahaha!)

Get it?

translation part3

[Here's the much-awaited sixth (and probably last?) installment of my translations of Bob Ong Quotes. Enjoy!]

Kung paniniwalaan namin kayo na hindi naglaro ng tubig kahit na basa ang damit n’yo, kayo ang niloloko namin; hindi kayo ang nakapanloloko.”

If we are to believe that you are not playing with water even if your clothes are wet, we are the one fooling you; not you fooling us.
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Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali, alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?

Why is it that kids are not taking a nap in the afternoon? Do they know that if they learn to fall in love they will not be able to sleep anymore even if they want to?
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Minsan, may mga bagay na hindi nakikita. Sabi nila, kailangan mo raw makita ang mga bagay na iyon para patunayan na totoo nga sila. Pero naniniwala ako na may mga bagay na kahit hindi nakikita eh totoo. At para sa akin, mas higit silang mahalaga kaysa sa mga bagay na nakikita…

Sometimes there are things you cannot see. They say, you need to see these things to prove that they are real. But I believe there are things that though you cannot see them, are real. And for me, they are more important than things you can see.
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Kahit na anong bagal ng paglakad mo, kung di ka naman niya gustong habulin, hindi ka talaga nya maabutan..kahit na mag- stop over ka pa.

No matter how slow you walk and he/she doesn’t want to go after you, he/she will never reach you, even if you make a stop-over.
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Sa mga taong di nagpaparamdam sa kanilang mga kaibigan e mabuting patayin nalang namin kayo para magparamdam kayo.

To people who are not making their presence felt to their friends, it’s probably better if we just kill you so you will make your presence felt.
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Tipong pag sinabihan ka ng sorry, pwedeng sumama pa ang loob mo. Pero pag sinabihan ka na ng SUPER SORRY, naku - bawal na magtampo! Kasi super na yan.

It’s like if you’ve been apologized to, it’s possible that you’ll still be sulking. But if you’ve been told that they are SUPER SORRY, why, stop moping because it’s already super.
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Makakapagbago ka lang kung kaya mo nang aminin na hindi mo mapagkakatiwalaan ang sarili mong pag-iisip, dahil ito rin ang nagtutulak sa ‘yo sa bisyo.

You’ll be able to change only if you admit to yourself that you cannot trust your own thoughts, because it will also push you towards vices.
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Pag binisita ka ng idea, gana, o inspirasyon, kailangan mong itigil LAHAT ng ginagawa mo para lang di masayang ang pagkakataon.

If you’ve been visited by an idea, a desire or inspiration, you need to stop everything you’re doing so as not to waste the opportunity.
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Wag kang matuwa sa mga bagay na nakikita mo sa ngayon. Lahat iyan ay panandalian lamang at anumang sandali ay maaaring mawala.

Do not be amused by things you can see today. All of that are just fleeting and could disappear at any moment.
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Parang eskwelahan din ang buhay e. Marami kang pag-aaralan, pero hindi naman lahat ‘yon e importante at kailangan mong matutunan.

Life is also like school. You’ll get to study lots of things. But not all are important and necessary for you to learn.
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Sa kolehiyo, maraming impluwensiya ang makikita. Masama o mabuti man ito. Wag mo isisi sa thesis partner o sa kaibigan ang lahat kung bakit nasira ang baga mo sa kakayosi, nasira ang atay mo sa kakainom at kung bakit nagkaroon ka agad ng pamilya. Kung talagang matino kang tao, kahit sino pa mang tarantado ang kasama mo ay maitutuwid mo pa rin ang daang tatahakin mo.

In college, you’ll get to see many influences, either good or bad. Don’t blame your thesis partner or friend if your lungs are harmed because of smoking, your liver impaired because of too much drinking and why you got yourself a family too soon. If you are a sensible person, even if you are with the most evil person, you can still straighten the path you'll be walk on.
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Wag mawawalan ng gana sa buhay. Kung ano yung galing mo, kulit mo, lakas ng sigaw at tuwa mo sa mga laban ng UAAP, NCAA, mga sports fest o concert ng paborito mong banda, wag mong iwawala hanggang sa pagtanda. Wag kang tutulad sa ilang kongresista na nagre- report sa trabaho para lang matulog.

Don’t give up your zest for life. What with all your talents, your annoying persistence, your earsplitting shouts and joyfulness at every UAAP, NCAA, sports fest or concert of your favorite band, do not lose them ‘til you’re old. Don’t take after a congressman who reports to work just to sleep on the job.
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Kung gusto mong maging musikero, sige lang. Pintor, ayos! Inhinyero, the best! Kung gusto mo maging teacher, pilitin mong maging teacher na hindi makakalimutan ng estudyante mo. Kung gusto mong maging sapatero, maging pinakamahusay kang sapatero. Kung gusto mong maging karpintero, maging pinakamagaling kang karpintero. Kung gusto mong maging tindero ng balut, wag kang dadaan sa harap ng bahay naming para mambulahaw sa gabi kung ayaw mong masaktan!

If you want to be a musician, go for it. A painter, fine! An engineer, the best! If you want to become a teacher, try to be a teacher who will never be forgotten by your students. If you want to be a cobbler, be the best cobbler. If you want to become a carpenter, be the greatest carpenter. If you want to be a balut vendor, don’t pass by my house just to bother us at night if you don’t want to get hurt!
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Kahit kelan walang maling desisyon, nagiging mali lamang ito kapag hindi napapanindigan.

There is never a wrong decision. It only becomes wrong if one does not stand by it.
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Hindi ako naniniwalang kailangan ng tao mangarap dahil gusto nya ng pera o gusto nyang sumikat o gusto nya ng impluwensya. Side effects na lang ang mga ‘to, tingin ko. Nangangarap ang tao dahil binigyan sya ng Diyos ng kakayahang mangarap at tumupad nito. Tungkulin nyang pagbutihin ang pagkatao nya at mag –ambag ng tulong sa mundo.

I don’t believe that a person needs to dream because he wants money or fame, or influence. These are all just side effects, I think. People dream because God gave them the ability to dream and make it come true. It’s his duty to improve his personhood and contribute something to the world.
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Minsan, kailangang ituro ng mundo sa’yo ang tama sa paraang masasaktan ka para matandaan mo.

Sometimes the world needs to teach you what is right in a way that hurts you so you will remember.
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Pero tanging ang utak lang ng tao- sa buong kalawakan- ang natatanging bagay na nagpipilit umintindi sa sarili niya.

But it is only the mind of a person – in the entirety of space – that is the only thing persistent to understand oneself.
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Kung wala kang alam sa buhay ng dalawang tao o kahit pa man may alam ka sa isa sa kanila, wala ka pa rin sa tamang lugar para lagyan ng kahulugan ang mga kilos nila.

If you don’t know anything about the lives of any two people, or if you know something about one of them, you still are not in the right place to put any meaning to their actions.
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Walang taong panget. Nagkataon lang na yung mukha nila hindi uso at hindi in.

There is no ugly person. Chances are his/her face is just not in style right now and is not in.
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Karapatan kong madapa at bumangon sa buhay nang walang tatawa, magagalit, magtatanong, o magbibilang kung ilang beses na ‘kong nagkamali at ilang ulit ako dapat bumawi.

I have the right to fall and stand up in life without anyone laughing, getting mad, asking or counting how many times I committed mistakes and how many times I should get even.
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Ganyan talaga ang mga tao, pipihit-pihitin ang katotohanan hanggang sa sumang-ayon na ito sa kumportableng posisyon ng mga makasarili nilang puso.

That’s just how people are, they will twist the truth until it agrees with the comfortable position of those who have selfish hearts.
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Ang liit at laki ay nasa isip lang. Bakit kami nina Bubuyog at Gagamba, may naipundar din kami kahit papano. Nasa pagsisikap lang ‘yan ng tao!

Being small or big is just in the mind. Why, take us Bees and Spiders...we have at least built something. It’s just a matter of diligence on the part of humans.
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Natawa ka man o nandiri sa pagkaing may kakaibang pangalan, isang patunay lang yan na apektado ka ng salita.

If you laughed at or were disgusted by food with a very odd name, this is proof that you were affected by words.
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Tama na sigurong malaman namin na lumalakad ang mga kamay ng relo at tumatakbo ang panahon.

It’s probably enough that you know that the hands on a watch are slowly moving and time is running.
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Paggawa na ba ng mabuti ang hindi paggawa ng kasamaan?

Is it already doing a good thing if you're not doing anything bad?
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Pero mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.

But it’s better to fail at doing something than to succeed in doing nothing.
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Wala kang ibang paghuhugutan ng sipag, tiyaga, at determinasyon kundi sarili mo.

There is no other place where you can draw diligence, patience and determination from but your own self.

translation part 2

This batch of Bob Ong Quotes I've translated were taken from various sources, majority of which I've already checked to have been culled from the books.

So here goes part 8 of my Bob Ong english translations (all about life in general).
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“Kung madami kang dapat gawin pero wala kang ginagawa, hindi katamaran ang dahilan nun….may iniisip ka lang.”

If you have a lot to do but you're not doing anything, you're not really lazy...you're just thinking of something.
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“Pilit kang pinapapangit sa edad na pilit kang nagpapacute.”

You are forced to look ridiculous at an age when you are trying to be cute.
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“Walang mangyayari sa buhay mo hangga’t hindi ka tumitigil sa paninisi sa naging kapalaran mo.”

Nothing good will happen to your life unless you stop blaming your destiny.
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“Ito ang pinagkakaabalahan ko, gumagawa ako ng wala.”

This is what I am busy about, doing nothing.
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“Ipinanganak akong matalino, pinili ko lang maging bobo.”

I was born intelligent, I just chose to be an idiot.
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“Ang tamang bagay saka tamang panahon, wala na rin saysay kapag wala na yung tamang tao. Ang tao pwede mag adjust, pero ang bagay at panahon hindi.”

The right thing and the right time do not matter anymore if the right person is not there. People can adjust, but things and time cannot.
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“Nagiging malungkot ang isang tao dahil pinipilit nya’ng maging masaya.”

A person becomes sad because he is forcing himself to be happy.
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“Kung tutuusin hindi naman masarap ang alak. Yung kainuman mo lang ang nagpapasarap.”

It's not really the booze that's delicious. Its your drinking buddy that makes it delicious.
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“Hindi mo rin naman kasi kailangang ayunan nang buong-buo ang bawat opinyong nababasa mo. Natuwa ka man o nainis, ang importante eh apektado ka. Tinubuan ka ng pakialam na dati ay wala. At hindi ko yon ihihingi ng tawad. Hindi ako hihingi ng dispensa sa mga nabulabog kong konsesya.”

You don't have to completely agree to every opinion you read. If it amused or annoyed you, the important thing is that you were affected. You already grew a caring bone when before you have none. And I will not be apologetic about it. I will not apologize to whoever's conscience I've upset.
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“Madaling isipin kung para saan ang pera, ang hindi ko lang maintindihan ay kung bakit ito ang nagiging sukatan ng tagumpay ng isang tao.”

You can easily imagine what money is for, the only thing I can't understand is why this has become the measurement of a person's success.
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“Tinitingnan ang mga bagay para maunawaan at hindi tinititigan lang at intindihin.”

Things should be looked at to be understood and not merely stared at and thought about.
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"...madaming teacher sa labas ng eskwelahan. desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo."

...there are a lot of teachers outside the school. You decide who you want to learn from.
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"Bababa ba ang bill ko sa Internet pag nag-factor ako ng quadratic trinomial? Malulutas ba ng Laws of Exponent ang problema natin sa basura? Mababawasan ba ng Associative Law for Multiplication ang mga krimen sa bansa? Makakabuti ba sa mag-asawa kung malalaman nila ang sum and difference of two cubes? Maganda ba sa sirkulasyon ng dugo ang parallelogram, polynomial, at cotangent? Makatwiran bang pakisamahan ang mga irrational numbers? Anak ng scientific calculator!"

Will my internet bill go down if I factor quadriatic trinomial? Will the Laws of Exponent solve our garbage problem? Will the Associative Law for Multiplication minimize crime in our country? Will it be good for married couples to know the sum and difference of two cubes? Are parallelogram, polinomial and cotangent be good for our blood circulation? Is it rational to deal with irrational numbers? Son of a scientific calculator!
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"Nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. Hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the- blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."

I learned that life is not a passing rate of a final exam. It is not multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill in the blanks that are being solved, but an essay that is written everyday. It will be judged not based on whether the answers are right or wrong, but on whether or not what you wrote made sense. Erasures are allowed.
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"Kung nakikita mo na ang dahilan mo para sumuko...huwag mo na lang tignan."

If you've seen the reason for you to give up...then don't look at it.

translation's

Someone called o07cAmil just asked me to translate a couple of Bob Ong quotes I have missed. Thanks for these additional quotes, and... request granted!

(If you have other Bob Ong sayings I might have missed in my translations, by all means submit them to me and I'll try to translate them for you)

So dude, here's what I've come up with. Enjoy!
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Hindi naman kailangan ang maraming tao para bumuo ng mundo eh. Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habambuhay.

You don't really need that many people to create a world. Sometimes one person is all you need to be with to complete the world you need for as long as you live.
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Hindi porke pinili nyang magkaibigan lang kayo ay di ka na niya mahal. Di mo lang alam mas higit ka niyang mahal dahil pinili niya kung san kayo mas magtatagal...

Though he/she chose that you just be friends doesn't mean that he/she doesn't love you. You may not know that he/she loves you that much because he/she chose to be where you both will last the longest.
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Kung mahalaga ka talaga sa isang tao, hahanap sya ng paraan para magka-oras sa yo. Kung wala syang oras sa yo, wag kang umasang mahalaga ka sa kanya.

If you are truly important to a person, he/she will find a way to make time for you. If he/she doesn't have time for you, don't expect that you are important to him/her.

life is............beautiful

hahaha..sobrang idol ko talaga si bob ong..=) nabasa ko na lahat ng books nya...hmm..maliban sa alamat ng gubat. =( oh well...bibili din ako nyan...gusto ko yung works nya..hahaha..halos lahat ata eh napapansin nya...eye opener din yung iba nyang mga sinulat...and he presents it in a non-activist way as much as possible...=) tsaka punung-puno pa ng katatawanan ang ibang sinusulat nya..especially yung mga personal experiences nya..=))

eto..mga bob ong sayings..na dinekwat ko galing sa blog ni aleli.. =))

1. Pag pinag aagawan ka, malamang maganda ka, piliin mo yung mabuti, hindi yung mabait. Yung marunong, hindi yung matalino. Yung mahal ka, hindi yung gusto ka.


2. Kung pagmamahal lang ang problema mo eh di magmahal ka pwede namang magmahal kahit wala kayong relasyon.


3. Hindi dumadating ang bukas, kasi ang bukas nagiging ngayon. Pero ang ngayon, nagiging kahapon.


4. Mas madaling ngumiti kapag hindi ka masaya, kesa ipaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka.


5. Ayos lang magmahal ng kahit sino, kahit ilan, kahit bawal. Madali lang magmahal, pero sana wag po tayong aasa sa relasyon. Ang minahal mong tao na nakipag relasyon sayo, yun ang para sayo. Pero kapag dumaan lang siya sa buhay mo, pakawalan mo kung gusto nang kumawala sayo.


6. Paano mo makikita ung para sayo, kung ayaw mong tantanan ung ipinipilit mong maging para sayo.


7. Bakit ka magtitiis kung alam mong sakit lang sa ulo? Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado. Sino bang may sabing hindi madaling makahanap ng kapalit? Kahit ibon marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?


8. Sana ang pagibig ay parang pamasahe, na kapag buo ang ibinigay mo.. may isusukli parin sayo kahit pano.


9. Walang taong manhid. Hindi lang tlga nya maintindihan ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang diretsuhin.


10. Humihirap maging masaya dahil ayaw mong pakawalan ang bagay na nagpapahirap sayong sumaya.


11. Kahit anong bagal ng paglalakad mo, kung hindi ka naman niya gustong habulin, hindi ka niya talaga maabutan, kahit mag stop over ka pa.


12. "Alam mo ba kung gano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran sila? Kailangan mo libutin ang buong mundo para makaharap ulit ang TAONG TINALIKURAN MO." -Bob Ong


13."Ang tenga kapag pinagdikit korteng puso...Extension ng puso ang tenga, kaya kapag marunog kang makinig, marunong kang magmahal.." -Bob Ong

14."Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang." -Bob Ong



15.Wag mo paniwalaan ang 1-14. Haha. ok, joketime lang.

FAMOUS SAYINGS!!!

Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba
> ang kasalanan
> ko?!"
> - Talong
>
>
> "Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"
>
> - Putok
>
>
> "Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa
> iyo?"
>
>
> - Lego
>
>
> "Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong
> pumutok para ako'y
> iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na!
> Humanda ka!"
>
> - Popcorn
>
>
> "Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"
>
> - Singit
>
>
> "Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa
> iyo. Ayoko lang
> naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako
> itanggi!"
>
> - Utot
>
>
> "Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"
>
> - Pigsa
>
>
> "Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang
> ako ang hinahanap mo.
> Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka
> na naawa!"
>
> - Aircon
>
>
> "Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako
> sa
> pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko
> na!!!"
>
> - Christmas Tree.
>
>
> "I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt,
> But you know, I
> didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks
> por ol da
> pelepeno pipo!"
>
> - Manny Pacquiao.
>
>
> "You never even thank me for making you happy, then
> you throw me away
> just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life
> full of
> shit!"
>
> - Tissue
>
>
>
> "Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot!"
>
> - Goldilocks
>
>
> "Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!"
>
> - Jollibee
>
>
> "Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo
> ganyan?! Sa
> tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit
> nyo! Pagod na pagod
> ako sa pagngiti!"
>
> - Smiley
>
>
> "You can cry all you want, you could always blame me.
> You said, it
> wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But
> remember, it's all
> your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!"
>
> - Sibuyas
>
>
> "Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan
> sa bibig mo.
> Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag
> mamahal,"
>
> - Ice Candy
>
>
> "Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda
> ako? Dahil ba
> mas sweet ang iba?".
>
> - Fruitcake
>
>
> "Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
>
> - Panty
>
>
> "Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti
> pang patayin mo na
> lang ako".
>
>
> - Electric fan
>
>
> "Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!"
>
> - winnie d' pooh
>
>
> "Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang
> mapalapit sa iyo.
> Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo".
>
>
>
> - ipis
>
>
> "Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko
> lang ang habol
> mo."
> -hipon
>
>
>
> "Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming
> tao ang
> nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!"
>
> -Gasolina
>
>
>
> "Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa-
> pasahan, pagod
> na pagod na ako."
>
> - Bola
>
>
>
> "Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba
> talagang
> makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
>
>
> - TV
>
>
> "Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C"
>
> -kili kili
>
>
>
> "Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik
> at babalik ako!
>
>
>
> -Libag
>
>
>
> "Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong
> duguan..."
>
>
> -Sanitary Napkin
>
>
>
> "Hwag mo na akong bilugin.."
>
> -kulangot
>
>
>
> "Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog!
> Umaga, tanghali,
> gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"
>
>
> -Brief
>
>
>
> "Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho
> mo!
>
> -deodorant
>
>
> "Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny
> Pacquiao!"
>
> - English
>
>
>
> "Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko
> kapatid si
> Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na
> yan!"
>
>
> - Shrek